[ ] My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[x] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (EAT IT)

[ ] I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[ ] I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

[x] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[ ] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[x] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[x] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. [um. school uniform?]

[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[x] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (HAHAHA)

[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be homosexual.

[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

[x] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

[ ] I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[x] I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[ ] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[x] I hang out with DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

[X] I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. [PSHH ill just leave the X since i like drawing]

[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

[x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

[x] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

[ ] I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

[ ] I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

[ ] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

[ ] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

[x] I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (LOLOLOLOL)

[x] I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

[x] I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

[x] I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[ ] I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

[x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

[ ] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

[ ] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[x] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[X] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

[ ] I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

[ ] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

[ ] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

[X] I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. [im polite near friends' parents.]

[x] I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

[x] I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

[x] I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

[ ] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.

[ ] I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

[x] I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

[ ] I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

[ ] I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

[ ] I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

[ ] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

[ ] I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

[ ] I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

[X] I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it. [fuck you. 8D]

[ ] I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and be a sissy.

[X] I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

[x] I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

[ ] I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

[x] I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

[ ] My parents are divorced and estranged; therefore I MUST have bitchfits about it daily.

[ ] I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

[x] I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.